A man struck by a car while riding a bicycle in Nanaimo, British Columbia, sued the Queen and Prime Ministers of England, the Prime Minister and Supreme Court of British Columbia, Nanaimo Regional General Hospital, and several other parties on US $ 32 trillion Dollars and 500,000 shares of Tesla. He also called for a private audience with Queen Elizabeth and the rebuilding of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The case was thrown away.
WORST “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE” – A burglar was caught on the ceiling of a supermarket in Memphis, Tennessee, and hung there for three hours before falling to the floor. Then he stole two hats, a can of soda, and a television.
YES OFFICER, I AM THAT GOOD: A woman arrested in Mesa, Arizona for stealing a man’s car told officers he gave it to her in exchange for sex.
ANGRY! BIG DRUGS, DUDE: A police drug detection dog passed out after being overdosed while being in a stolen car in Huntsville, Ark.
That was a good break … Hey where am I? A man came out of Club Lobos in Austin, Texas at 5:37 a.m. and passed out in the back of his pickup truck. While he was sleeping, thieves stole the vehicle and drove it to Round Rock, where they parked it and where it apparently woke up.
YOU CALL YOUR RENEGADE! A naked 24-year-old woman in a stolen Cadillac led state troops on a high speed chase at 110 mph on Interstate 75 through several Florida counties. She was charged with the Grand Theft Auto, reckless driving, fleeing and evading, possession of methamphetamine and a driver’s license.
A very surprising move: a heavily intoxicated, one-legged man refused to leave a parlor in Dublin, Ohio, despite repeated requests from the bartender, and then kicked a policeman who was about to kick him out.
NOT SO FAST, SONNY! The children of an elderly woman in Baramati, India, were about to light her pyre and cremate her thinking she was dead when she suddenly woke up.
Can’t you see I’ve moved on To make her ex-boyfriend jealous, a woman in Frankfurt faked an elaborate wedding, rented an exclusive reception hall and played bridesmaids with her friends. She posed for pictures with her groom that she posted on her Instagram for her ex to see. She said he texted her the next day “and freaked out. He came to my house and wanted to talk. I wasn’t interested. “
DO YOU NOW HAVE A FEELING OF “WELLNESS”, ADVICE? An Atlanta city council that voted to withhold $ 73 million from the police department’s budget attended a ceremony in which several young men stole his car right in front of him. The city council, trying to restructure the city’s police force and set up a “wellness” department, held onto the vehicle and was dragged one block down the street before letting go.